Step 1: Recognize your stapler is just a tool, not a tyrant.
Step 2: Reframe your thinking about paper jam as an opportunity for meditation.
Step 3: Practice stapling with a relaxed, focused mind.
Step 4: Join a stapler support group (just kidding, but wouldn't that be great?)
Need more help? Visit Debunking Stapler Myths for more info.
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